6. Dress up or down
Some days, your words don't seem able to summon much spark. They
mope around,"like
jellyfish with the misery".
Well, give them a treat. Dress those words up, or down. Take them out
on the town, or take them slumming.
By that I mean alter your level of diction—word choice and tone—so
that it's completely unlike whatever genre of work you're attempting.
- Do you have a monosyllabic, tough-talking, film-noir sort of narrator?
Make him write the purplest prose you can contrive. Have him take a long
look at that sunset—up until now, he has only seen miserly slices
of it, through those grotty Venetian blinds in his grotty office. Let's
hear him get voluble. Let's hear him wax poetic.
- Likewise if you have a very pastoral, discursive and mellifluous flow
of words going—something on "the rapture of time," perhaps—break
it up. Spatter it with short, terse, bursts of words. Make something inappropriate
occur. Have fun with the incongruity of what you make happen on the page.
You probably won't keep these passages—although you never know—but
you will entertain yourself. And it does wonders for the misery.